[ he debates leaving it at that. but no, he has to be the responsible one. ]
well you can crawl out of whatever dingy hole you're sleeping in. the room next door to mine here at the motel opened up. you and usopp should stay there.
[ zoro shoved down the urge to tell him exactly which hole he should crawl into - because ultimately, sanji wasn't wrong. with or without their captain, sticking close was the smarter play here. ]
it's not really your business but there's a woman i invited to stay with me so she can save her money. her name is wanda and when you do start living next door, make sure you're not a rude embarrassment and that you respect her space and privacy.
[ says the man sharing in her space and privacy. ]
[ so the girl he lives with, pays for, and flirts with. got it. (he was assuming the last one, based on every female interaction he's ever witnessed from him.) ]
only fair doubt waiting tables pays that well
[ big words, from someone whose only paying job involved decapitation. ]
[ good because sanji doesn't care either. that's why he wants him moving in next door, because he doesn't care enough to bother constantly looking everywhere for him. ]
how about you worry less about my jobs and more about your own. how do you plan to actually pay for anything?
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[ read: no. might as well get some value out of this stupid car. ]
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well you can crawl out of whatever dingy hole you're sleeping in.
the room next door to mine here at the motel opened up. you and usopp should stay there.
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you talk to him yet?
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makes it easier for me to feed you both too.
[ because someone has to. ]
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[ says the man sharing in her space and privacy. ]
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you really gonna talk to me about embarrassing?
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[ got something to say?? ]
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you gave a shit about her space, you'd be in the room with the rest of us
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wow, mosshead, didn't realize you'd be missing me that badly.
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you came looking for me
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you gonna offer to pay my rent too?
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i'm covering food expenses and that's it.
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save it for your girlfriend
i can cover myself
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[ he wishes!! ]
she's a friend i'm looking out for.
but fine if you want to pitch in for the food budget, be my guest.
[ please, as if he was going to argue on that. ]
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[ so the girl he lives with, pays for, and flirts with. got it. (he was assuming the last one, based on every female interaction he's ever witnessed from him.) ]
only fair
doubt waiting tables pays that well
[ big words, from someone whose only paying job involved decapitation. ]
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[ leave him to be friends with (and flirt with) whatever girls he wants. zoro doesn't know his life. ]
and i'm not a waiter, shithead.
[ he's .... chopping cheese to give out as samples. ]
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[ he can keep whatever friends he wants. zoro doesn't care.
that's exactly why he's moving into the room next to him - to demonstrate how much he doesn't care. ]
you get promoted to busboy?
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how about you worry less about my jobs and more about your own.
how do you plan to actually pay for anything?
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i'll get by fine
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sure you will
[ he doesn't believe it. ]
speaking of getting by, could you actually even find the motel on your own?
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yeah
[ eventually. probably. ]
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find usopp first.
[ increase the chances. ]
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[ that is clearly the issue here. ]
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