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"Wrong number."

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[mouton]

[ don't call him out on something obvious. he's just ignoring that in favor of, ]

wow, mosshead, didn't realize you'd be missing me that badly.

[kitetsu]

[ can't let his head get too big. ]

you came looking for me

[mouton]

don't be an idiot. making sure you aren't dead isn't equivalent to me missing you.

[kitetsu]

easier ways to do that than asking me to live next to you
you gonna offer to pay my rent too?

[mouton]

it's not like i want to be next to you. but i'm still responsible for you as your cook.

i'm covering food expenses and that's it.

[kitetsu]

[ while he'd concede on the actual cooking part, he'd choke on his pride before he let the other man cover the full expense. ]

save it for your girlfriend
i can cover myself

[mouton]

she's not my girlfriend.

[ he wishes!! ]

she's a friend i'm looking out for.
but fine if you want to pitch in for the food budget, be my guest.

[ please, as if he was going to argue on that. ]

[kitetsu]

sure

[ so the girl he lives with, pays for, and flirts with. got it. (he was assuming the last one, based on every female interaction he's ever witnessed from him.) ]

only fair
doubt waiting tables pays that well

[ big words, from someone whose only paying job involved decapitation. ]

[mouton]

it's not your business anyway.

[ leave him to be friends with (and flirt with) whatever girls he wants. zoro doesn't know his life. ]

and i'm not a waiter, shithead.

[ he's .... chopping cheese to give out as samples. ]

[kitetsu]

you're right

[ he can keep whatever friends he wants. zoro doesn't care.

that's exactly why he's moving into the room next to him - to demonstrate how much he doesn't care. ]

you get promoted to busboy?

[mouton]

[ good because sanji doesn't care either. that's why he wants him moving in next door, because he doesn't care enough to bother constantly looking everywhere for him. ]

how about you worry less about my jobs and more about your own.
how do you plan to actually pay for anything?

[kitetsu]

[ look, his resume is outstanding. high alcohol tolerance and murder are very marketable skills. ]

i'll get by fine

[mouton]

[ and very much a people person. ]

sure you will

[ he doesn't believe it. ]

speaking of getting by, could you actually even find the motel on your own?

[kitetsu]

[ killing people counts as people skills, right? ]

yeah

[ eventually. probably. ]

[mouton]

[ well, he doesn't believe that. ]

find usopp first.

[ increase the chances. ]

[kitetsu]

he doesn't need me

[ that is clearly the issue here. ]

[mouton]

[ bruh ]

easier for you both to get here together

[kitetsu]

not like we're driving together

[ not that zoro should be driving anywhere, but so long as he has the vehicle, he needs to get it there. ]

[mouton]

you shouldn't be driving at all

[kitetsu]

stick to the kitchen
i need an opinion about breakfast, then i'll ask you

[ don't tell him what to do!! ]

[mouton]

[ someone has to!! ]

good because i doubt you could come up with any good ones on your own.

could you even tell me where you are now?

[kitetsu]

[ bacon and eggs is not a flex.

... that doesn't mean he doesn't want breakfast, to be clear. ]

sure

[ will he, though? ]

[mouton]

[ he could do much more than bacon and eggs, but it's not like zoro is that creative when it comes to meal options.

give him about a minute of waiting for a follow up response to that "sure".





















this fucking guy. ]

are you gonna tell me, shitbag?

[kitetsu]

[ hey, he asked if he could. ]

pavilion
by the weapons place

[ jolly roger felt way too on the nose for a store name. sanji could figure it out. ]

[mouton]

you realize there's more than one.

[ but pavilion is a start. with the motel over on the east, it'd just be a straight drive towards the west.

because as annoyed as he is about zoro, wanda might have seen him gritting his teeth and looking frustrated at his phone before calmly suggesting with an admirable casualness to simply go get him.

and it's not like sanji to not listen to a woman's advice. ]

stick around there. i'm going over there. even if you have to take your car, i can at least make sure you can stick to following me.