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"Wrong number."

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[kitetsu]

[ nope. ]

you gave a shit about her space, you'd be in the room with the rest of us

[mouton]

[ don't call him out on something obvious. he's just ignoring that in favor of, ]

wow, mosshead, didn't realize you'd be missing me that badly.

[kitetsu]

[ can't let his head get too big. ]

you came looking for me

[mouton]

don't be an idiot. making sure you aren't dead isn't equivalent to me missing you.

[kitetsu]

easier ways to do that than asking me to live next to you
you gonna offer to pay my rent too?

[mouton]

it's not like i want to be next to you. but i'm still responsible for you as your cook.

i'm covering food expenses and that's it.

[kitetsu]

[ while he'd concede on the actual cooking part, he'd choke on his pride before he let the other man cover the full expense. ]

save it for your girlfriend
i can cover myself

[mouton]

she's not my girlfriend.

[ he wishes!! ]

she's a friend i'm looking out for.
but fine if you want to pitch in for the food budget, be my guest.

[ please, as if he was going to argue on that. ]

[kitetsu]

sure

[ so the girl he lives with, pays for, and flirts with. got it. (he was assuming the last one, based on every female interaction he's ever witnessed from him.) ]

only fair
doubt waiting tables pays that well

[ big words, from someone whose only paying job involved decapitation. ]

[mouton]

it's not your business anyway.

[ leave him to be friends with (and flirt with) whatever girls he wants. zoro doesn't know his life. ]

and i'm not a waiter, shithead.

[ he's .... chopping cheese to give out as samples. ]

[kitetsu]

you're right

[ he can keep whatever friends he wants. zoro doesn't care.

that's exactly why he's moving into the room next to him - to demonstrate how much he doesn't care. ]

you get promoted to busboy?

[mouton]

[ good because sanji doesn't care either. that's why he wants him moving in next door, because he doesn't care enough to bother constantly looking everywhere for him. ]

how about you worry less about my jobs and more about your own.
how do you plan to actually pay for anything?

[kitetsu]

[ look, his resume is outstanding. high alcohol tolerance and murder are very marketable skills. ]

i'll get by fine

[mouton]

[ and very much a people person. ]

sure you will

[ he doesn't believe it. ]

speaking of getting by, could you actually even find the motel on your own?

[kitetsu]

[ killing people counts as people skills, right? ]

yeah

[ eventually. probably. ]

[mouton]

[ well, he doesn't believe that. ]

find usopp first.

[ increase the chances. ]

[kitetsu]

he doesn't need me

[ that is clearly the issue here. ]

[mouton]

[ bruh ]

easier for you both to get here together

[kitetsu]

not like we're driving together

[ not that zoro should be driving anywhere, but so long as he has the vehicle, he needs to get it there. ]

[mouton]

you shouldn't be driving at all

[kitetsu]

stick to the kitchen
i need an opinion about breakfast, then i'll ask you

[ don't tell him what to do!! ]

[mouton]

[ someone has to!! ]

good because i doubt you could come up with any good ones on your own.

could you even tell me where you are now?

[kitetsu]

[ bacon and eggs is not a flex.

... that doesn't mean he doesn't want breakfast, to be clear. ]

sure

[ will he, though? ]

[mouton]

[ he could do much more than bacon and eggs, but it's not like zoro is that creative when it comes to meal options.

give him about a minute of waiting for a follow up response to that "sure".





















this fucking guy. ]

are you gonna tell me, shitbag?

[kitetsu]

[ hey, he asked if he could. ]

pavilion
by the weapons place

[ jolly roger felt way too on the nose for a store name. sanji could figure it out. ]